Episode 379 – Devil’s Breath Butthole Mustard Cannon

There are two types of people on this earth… the type that turn the eye of the stove on high while cutting up their veggies, and the type that cut up their veggies before burning the oil in their pan.  I am the former.  I have yet to meet a bulb of garlic that I have not burned while cutting up the rest of dinner.  I am a winner.  That rhymed.

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