Episode 375 – Raiding is a B

PVP in Dungeon Boss is the most annoying thing on the planet right now!  I have currently died ALL the times.  Grrrr.  I have the anger.  I guess I will listen to the world’s best, most funniest podcast ever… you should too :p  (I mean us.  Listen to us.)

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Factoid of the Week:
There are 40,000 varieties of rice that differ in size, texture, color and taste.

Chinese man sprays insecticide into his ear to remove cockroach trapped for three days
Valentine’s Dance in Oklahoma Canceled Because of Ordinance Barring Dancing Within 500 Feet of a Church
Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers’ Farts
BURBANK MAN SELLS HARAMBE-SHAPED CHEETO FOR NEARLY $100K ON EBAY

Words of Wisdom:
A mountain is composed of tiny grains of earth. The ocean is made up of tiny drops of water. Even so, life is but an endless series of little details, actions, speeches, and thoughts. And the consequences whether good or bad of even the least of them are far-reaching. – Swami Sivananda

Episode 374 – Dull Drums

Today, I paint my face with purple, matte lipstick that I have just now found out will STAIN any skin it comes into contact with!  So, I currently am sporting the incredibly ill-drawn designs in a lighter shade of purple than they were applied.  I look like I have a skin disease.  Also, special guest ASKREN joins us today for some encouraging talk about how to do everything you want to do and still occasionally sleep!

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Factoid of the Week:
A gale is officially defined as a wind of between 32 and 63 miles per hour. A wind blowing from 4 to 31mph is a breeze.

Tech Giant Tencent Slammed over Simulated Oral Sex Leak
Michigan man ticketed for leaving car running in driveway
Special Guest: ASKREN!
Woman fined £80 for pouring her coffee down a drain
Great-grandma accidentally spends YEARS praying to Lord of the Rings figurine after mistaking it for a saint

Words of Wisdom:
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.  – Laurence J. Peter

Episode 373 – Bananahan

I found out that lime juice in hibiscus tea is just about the best thing that has every happened to the civilized world. I’m not sure why no one told me this earlier, and I am quite saddened by the fact that lime juice in tea isn’t enough of a thing that I didn’t hear about it ages ago. I also would like a nap. I decided to run from zombies for a few miles today… and that was very tiring. I did get a bottle of water and some trousers, though… so that was nice. “Zombies, Run!” is a fun app. Check it out.

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Factoid of the Week:
The US has the 10th largest oil reserve in the world. Venezuela has the largest, with 298.35 billion barrels compared to the US’ 33 billion barrels.

Taiwan politician’s funeral features 50 pole dancers
Wrong number: Louisiana man texts deputy about meth delivery
Man ‘opens fire on wife over grilled cheese sandwich bite’
Now you can do yoga with goats in Oregon

Lost Signals – A Film By Coleman Ranahan
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Words of Wisdom:
Truth will rise above falsehood as oil above water. -Miguel de Cervantes

Episode 372 – Ain’t Got No Title

I’m going to eat pizza tonight and I am super stoked about it.  I lurve pizza.  It’s gooey and warm and salty and amazing and WHY IS IT NOT MADE YET!?  I am going to die!  Also, I think I need a nap.  Or more Tea.  Also, I talk about tea on the show a lot today… because tea is life.  And coconut oil.  Coconut oil and tea are life.  Lives.  Yes.

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Factoid of the Week:
Britain is the second-largest nation of tea drinkers per capita.  Ireland is the first.

Japanese Restrooms Offer Special Toilet Paper For Wiping Phones
Man has steel ring cut from penis by firemen
Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years
Monopoly Sets Up Holiday Hotline To Settle Family Disputes

Words of Wisdom:
A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

 

Episode 371 – Snap Chat Duck-It

So, adult coloring books are awesome… but I want KIDS coloring books for adults. I want giant spaces to fill in, not tiny ass little spots that my ultra-sharpened colored pencil can’t even fit inside. Why can’t they make the kids coloring books without connecting the dots and mass stupidity and let adults color those? Why do they want to make us blind and call it theraputic? It’s all a scam from the people who make glasses…

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Factoid of the Week:
Factoid The Sun alone contains 99.8% of the total mass in the Solar System.

Tallow tensions: Vegans want ‘fat-free’ UK 5-pound banknote
Fake Dentist Allegedly Pulled Teeth Without Anesthesia
Edinburgh man with bionic penis inundated with date offers
Pa. man robs bank with note written on rehab discharge papers

Words of Wisdom:
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. – Buddha

Tater’s Take – Thanksgiving 2016

Since we didn’t have an episode last week, Tater decided to send us his thoughts on Thanksgiving and what he’s thankful for. Hope you guys enjoy!

 

Episode 327 – Chrismakwahannafestivus

It’s the Holiday episode of H&H! The one where Smash gets a bit…smashed, Stephen writes a custom mad lib, and they have a jolly good time in general!

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Episode 316 – Nerd Jerk

Tonight’s episode of H&H was absolutely off the wall. By that I mean that we had absolutely no notes to go by, and actually loved every minute of it. There were mad libs, weird stories, frank conversations, and more! Enjoy!

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Condom Pants
Weiner in a can